This morning I was awakened at 5:40 a.m. by Dallas. He was shaking my shoulders and he kept saying, “Dusty? Is that you, Dusty?” I was like, “Whaaaat?” Then he said “Ok, good. You’re a full status person.”

Now Dallas sleep talks quite often. It always wakes me up at the time, but by the time I’m up for good in the morning, I’ve already forgotten what he said. But this time it was close enough to the time I actual wake up that I was able to remember it. It was hilarious. Dusty is his little brother, so I guess that’s what he dreams about. As far as the “full status person,” I have no idea what that means. I do know that I laughed at him and he told me to shut up when he realized what was going on. Oh, it was funny.